Okay, technically this post isn’t about zombie unicorns or why I hate them. It’s about a short story I wrote called Why I Hate Zombie Unicorns, which you can read over at Shimmer. This is the first short story I’ve ever sold, and I’m pretty excited about it.
Zombie Unicorns, and Why I Hate Them
Unlikely Explanations 
Congratulations! I loved it.
Thanks!
Yes, congrats. The story was worthy of the sale – it left me with creepy feelings long after I finished reading it.
Thanks, and I apologize in advance for any nightmares you may have.
I can safely say I couldn’t predict anything that was going to happen next. Which is why I loved it
Yay! Thanks.
Congrats!! Loved the story!
Thanks! Hey, any chance you’re thinking about blogging again? I miss your updates.
I only wish I knew why zombie unicorns disappeared. Are you thinking of doing a sequel from the point of view of a zombie girl?
I didn’t want to say anything until it was finished, but I’m working on a novel from the point of view of a zombie. So far I’ve got 300 pages of “BRAAAAAINS …. BRAAAAAINS …”, but I’m kind of stuck on the ending.
Maybe it ends with protagonist waking up, realizing it was all a dream, and immediately getting bitten by a zombie for real.
WOW – that is exciting! Congrats…and must hop over to read,,,,
Thanks!
Awesome! I’m so proud – great story AND first publication. More please
Thank you! I’m working on more…
Wait, you have a tumblr about things the cats drop in their water bowl? HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS???
For a while Seffie was dropping toys into her water bowl almost every day.
Also, if your cats ever do this, please take a picture and send it in!
Cousin Spade thinks his toy mouse, Teddy, needs to bathe nearly every day. Cousin Gracie does NOT approve of toys in the water dish.
Oooh I can’t wait!
Of course I posted this the day before they moved their site. My timing is always perfect.
I found it! I hate zombies too. I do not understand the fascination with them. Dumb and ugly — what’s to like?
Congratulations! Great story.