Some things I’ve written that aren’t on this blog:

Mothership Zeta cover.

Noteworthy Customer Service Interactions, Example 12: Mendoza and Squeakybuns. A short story in Mothership Zeta, November 2016

Mothership Zeta, issue 3

Some Things I Probably Should Have Mentioned Earlier. A short story in Mothership Zeta, May 2016. (The text isn’t available for free online, but you can listen to an audio version at the StarShipSofa podcast).

A Dozen Frogs, a Bakery, and a Thing That Didn’t Happen. A short story on Daily Science Fiction, October 2015.

In the End, You Get Clarity. A short story in the Unidentified Funny Objects 4 anthology, October 2015. (Not available for free online, but you can find the anthology at

Flash Fiction Online cover

I am Graalnak of the Vroon Empire, Destroyer of Galaxies, Supreme Overlord of the Planet Earth. Ask Me Anything. A short story on Flash Fiction Online, April 2015. There’s also an audio version available from or (those are the same recording, but the prices may be different, and at various times Amazon Prime or Audible members have been able to download one or the other for free).

Zombie unicorn art by David Flett

Zombie unicorn art by David Flett

Why I Hate Zombie Unicorns, a short story in Shimmer, July 2014 and in audio format at The Drabblecast, January 2015. The story starts at about the 4:50 mark in the audio.

The artwork was made by David Flett for The Drabblecast, and it’s one of my favorite things ever.

I’ve Been Told My LOLCat Captions Are Too Wordy, a list of overly-wordy LOLCat captions at McSweeney’s.

Other blog-type things:

Things I Found In My Cat’s Water Bowl, a tumblr of–well, actually, it’s pretty self-explanatory. I last updated it in December 2013, but I have a bunch of pictures on my phone that I plan to add to it Real Soon Now.

My Depressing Cat Blog. The last couple weeks in the life of my 16-year-old cat Holly, who died in 2012.

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Elsewhere …

I have some publications in other places, including short stories at Shimmer, Flash Fiction Online, and Daily Science Fiction, and a list of overly-wordy LOLCat captions on McSweeney's.

Things I found in my cat's water bowl.

A blog about my cat Holly's end of life.

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