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A Christmas Poem

I have eaten the cookies that were on the mantel and which you had probably left there for Santa Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so warm — I have read the note that was by the cookies

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The BP Oil Spill, Oversimplified

A collection of links about the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, arranged alphabetically. (If you liked “The Gashlycrumb Terrors”, you’ll probably regret having encouraged me).

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Posted in Misc

The Gashlycrumb Terrors

My entry in Schneier’s Movie Plot Threat Contest.

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Posted in Current Events, Humor, Light Verse

One Grappa, Two Grappa, Three Grappa, Floor

The title of this post came from my friend Liza’s Facebook status, which seemed like it could be the basis of a really bad children’s story…

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Posted in Humor, Light Verse
Elsewhere …

I have some publications in other places, including short stories at Shimmer, Flash Fiction Online, and Daily Science Fiction, and a list of overly-wordy LOLCat captions on McSweeney's.

Things I found in my cat's water bowl.

A blog about my cat Holly's end of life.

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