I have eaten
that were on
you had probably
they were delicious
and so warm
I have read
that was by
you had thoughtfully
it was delightful
and so warm.
I have burned
that you left
would have proven that
it was glorious
and so warm
(with apologies to William Carlos Williams)
A collection of links about the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, arranged alphabetically.
Continue reading “The BP Oil Spill, Oversimplified”
Every year around April Fool’s day, Bruce Schneier has a (somewhat misleadingly-named) Movie Plot Threat Contest. The challenge in this year’s contest was basically to create a story that would frighten small children into obeying their government without question. Writing an actual story seemed too difficult, so instead I wrote a little poem inspired by Edward Gorey’s The Gashlycrumb Tinies. Here’s an updated version of my entry:
Continue reading “The Gashlycrumb Terrors”
The title of this post came from my friend Liza’s Facebook status, which seemed like it could be the basis of a really bad children’s story…
One grappa, two grappa, three grappa, four
Will someone please help me up from the floor?
Five grappa, six grappa, seven grappa, eight
I’d better call work and say I’ll be late.
Nine grappa, ten grappa, eleven and twelve
Now the nice bartender needs to reshelve.
Thirteen grappa, fourteen, fifteen and more
It’s time to go back to the grappa store.
Sixteen grappa, seventeen, now I’ve lost count
Let’s just call it a reasonable amount.
Thank you for reading this enumeration.
Enjoy your grappa in moderation.