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Mudville, 2358 (Casey at the Bat, With Aliens)

Casey at the Bat, with aliens.

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Yes, Virginia, There Is An Apple Core

DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say that apples don’t really have cores. Papa says, ‘If you see it in THE SUN it’s so.’ Please tell me the truth; do apple cores exist? Virginia

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Dorothy and the Multiverse

Wait! That’s not helium! — Last words of Henrietta Gale, June 26, 1937. Dorothy’s parents took her to the dog pound on her sixth birthday. She walked slowly past the cages of beagles and corgis and stopped to look at

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Fifty Shades of Gregor Samsa

Fifty Shades of Gregor Samsa -- 50 Shades of Grey meets Kafka's Metamorphosis

A British publisher has updated some classic novels to make them more like the best-selling Fifty Shades of Grey. This seems like a fantastic idea, so of course I have to join in. Here’s the first chapter of my work-in-progress.

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Rebecca Black’s Lesser-Known Cat Video

Cover art for Rebecca Black's hypothetical cat video

Lyrics to Rebecca Black’s (of “Friday” fame) lesser-known cat video.

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Elsewhere …

I have some publications in other places, including short stories at Shimmer, Flash Fiction Online, and Daily Science Fiction, and a list of overly-wordy LOLCat captions on McSweeney's.

Things I found in my cat's water bowl.

A blog about my cat Holly's end of life.

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