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Mudville, 2358 (Casey at the Bat, With Aliens)

Casey at the Bat, with aliens.

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Valentine (2014)

Roses are red Violets are blue My library books Are all overdue. Roses are red Violets are too Rose-colored glasses Are what I see through. Roses are red Goulash is stew Have a nice meal And don’t get the flu.

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Total Recall

I’ve had my car for a little over seven years, and I’m pretty happy with it despite the fact that I’ve gotten approximately three dozen recall notices during that time. It all started with a problem with unintended acceleration that

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Rejected Submissions to NASA’s “Send a Haiku to Mars” Contest

NASA needs your help. They’re soliciting haiku poems to send on a future mission to Mars. – Two hundred million miles from home. Did I forget to turn off the stove? – I love the view but hate this planet’s

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A Christmas Poem

I have eaten the cookies that were on the mantel and which you had probably left there for Santa Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so warm — I have read the note that was by the cookies

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I have some publications in other places, including short stories at Shimmer, Flash Fiction Online, and Daily Science Fiction, and a list of overly-wordy LOLCat captions on McSweeney's.

Things I found in my cat's water bowl.

A blog about my cat Holly's end of life.

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