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Pop Quiz: Internet Marketing

1. On which website would you be most likely to find an ad for used kitty litter? The Onion Craigslist Amazon.com 2. Take a moment to examine Figure 1. What’s wrong with this picture? In description on the left, the

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What’s Your Halloween Personality Type?

1. What’s your pumpkin-carving style? A. I choose the perfect pumpkin, create an original design on paper, create a template, and then cut the pumpkin very precisely and painstakingly. B. I dig the plastic pumpkin out of the back of

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March Madness! A Pop Quiz

1. You get an email from your college alumni association informing you that your school’s men’s basketball team is in the semifinals for their national championship. You are … a) Not surprised, because you’ve been following them all season (and

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The Pop Quiz Before Christmas

1. Where and how were the stockings hung? a) by the chimney, with care. b) on the clothesline, haphazardly. c) in the library, with a rope, by Colonel Mustard. 2. Who were the children waiting for? a) Saint Nicholas. b)

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Pop Quiz

Probability If a million monkeys type on a million typewriters for an infinite amount of time, one of them will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare. 1. How does the number of monkeys affect the time it takes to

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I have some publications in other places, including short stories at Shimmer, Flash Fiction Online, and Daily Science Fiction, and a list of overly-wordy LOLCat captions on McSweeney's.

Things I found in my cat's water bowl.

A blog about my cat Holly's end of life.

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