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Six Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Santa Claus

How much do you know about Santa Claus? Most people are unaware of these six basic facts. 1. Santa initially used birds to deliver presents. He ended this practice after receiving many complaints: the owls, hungry after a hard night’s

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A Christmas Poem

I have eaten the cookies that were on the mantel and which you had probably left there for Santa Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so warm — I have read the note that was by the cookies

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The Pop Quiz Before Christmas

1. Where and how were the stockings hung? a) by the chimney, with care. b) on the clothesline, haphazardly. c) in the library, with a rope, by Colonel Mustard. 2. Who were the children waiting for? a) Saint Nicholas. b)

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Elsewhere …

I have some publications in other places, including short stories at Shimmer, Flash Fiction Online, and Daily Science Fiction, and a list of overly-wordy LOLCat captions on McSweeney's.

Things I found in my cat's water bowl.

A blog about my cat Holly's end of life.

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